Somehow Jack has confused the word flirt with fart. Graphic and yucky language, I know. But this story has to be recorded. We discovered this at the end of a Barbie movie where one of the characters talks about flirting with Ken. Jack thought that was hilarious and kept telling people that the girl wanted to flirt with Ken! haha
So at dinner that night I told Brian what had happened and we started running with the mix up. Brian was explaining to him that girls and boys flirt and Daddy flirts with Mommy. This made him laugh a bunch. Then Brian said, "And you know what else Jack? Sometimes after you flirt, you kiss." haha.
Jack immediately responded with, "Sometimes after you flirt, you poop!"
Oh man, were we laughing! It was hilarious. And of course whenever the kids genuinely make us laugh they repeat it 500 times. :) Too funny.
I think he is starting to figure out that it just might mean something else, but while watching the Happiest Millionaire he busted up when Miss Cordilia Drexle Biddle said, "Can you teach me how to flirt?" hahah.
Oh Jack, how can we stop the fun and tell you what it really means?